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Hi, I'm Mark Lukey.
I'm a music attorney.

2
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I'm Darby,
Mark's paralegal.

3
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How did I get into
the industry?

4
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Well, I picked up a guitar
and tried to join a band.

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As soon as I walked into
the rehearsal room,

6
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it was very clear that I was not
meant to be a musician,

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and I turned right around
and studied law.

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You having a hard time
getting shows,

9
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recording,
selling records?

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_

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If you came up
with a melody

12
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or a beat
or a lyric,

13
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you can sue anyone.

14
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I could just sue
all my favorite musicians.

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Come in and you go,

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"Hey, man, I recorded
this little tune..."

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 bah, bah, bah "

18
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I go... shut up.

19
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"Bah, bah, bah,"
is that what you said?

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Mm-hmm.
"Bah, bah, bah."

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Go online.
Find a song.

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That's weird.
Am I crazy?

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<i>[electronic tones]</i>

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_

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I don't even have to hear
your melody

26
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for me to know
that someone else stole it.

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They think you're stupid.

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I'm here to say that
you might be stupid...

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_

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And I can represent you,
the dum-dum.

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I'm like the lead singer,
and in court,

32
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that's my stage.

33
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I think Mark
should win a Grammy...

34
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Oh, come on.

35
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Listen to these clients.

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Turns out he owns
the key of G,

37
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which has made life
very difficult for me

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as a song writer.
I'm...

39
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- uh...
<i>-  to the sweetest </i>

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I've been wearing this hat
since 1972,

41
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and I was once in Ohio
at the same time as Devo.

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So...
you do the math.

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He's just one step ahead
of you at every turn.

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It's hard
coming up with songs.

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Intro, verse, chorus, ending.

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It is a real difficult thing
to do,

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and you deserve to get paid.

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Unless, of course,
you don't like... money.

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<i>[cash register dings]</i>

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<i>[Washed Out's
"Feel It All Around" playing]</i>

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<i>[dreamy chillwave music]</i>

52
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

54
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<i>[phone ringing]</i>

55
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[sighs]

56
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Ugh, so early.

57
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<i>- Hello?</i>
- Toni, what's up?

58
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- What're you doing?
<i>- Yeah, hey, Candace.</i>

59
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<i>- Are you-- are you okay?</i>
- Ugh, no, I am terrible.

60
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- I'm not doing okay.
- Wh-- why are you terrible?

61
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Well, I haven't seen you
in so long.

62
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- When am I gonna see you again?
- Candace,

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- we just retired last week.
<i>- Last week?</i>

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It feels like
a million years ago.

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What're you up to?
What're you doing?

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- Uh...
- Mm.

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I-I started dating someone.
I--

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Really?
You're seeing somebody?

69
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Yeah, her name's Shawna.
I think you'd really like her.

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Wow, you move fast.
You're a slut.

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- Um...
- Your cute little fingers.

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- Candace, I gotta--
- Do you have, like,

73
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a child there?
What's happening?

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- Are you babysitting?
- No, it-- That's-- that's Shawna.

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- Oh, that's Shawna.
- Yeah, it's--

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Enjoy that retirement, okay?

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<i>Well,
let's enjoy it together.</i>

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<i>- Let's go do something.</i>
- Bye, bye, bye.

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<i>Toni.
Toni.</i>

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- [phone beeps]
- Toni.

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[groans]

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<i> </i>

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[sighs]

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Welcome to
Women and Women First.

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May I help you?

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<i>- [phone line ringing]
- Hi, Candace.</i>

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- Toni.
- Hi.

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Um, listen.
I found an old jar of yours.

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<i>- Uh-huh.</i>
- Do you want me to

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- bring it over?
- Uh, no, Candace.

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I don't-- I don't need that jar,

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- but thank you.
- It's really clean.

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- Um...
<i>- Don't you think it's weird</i>

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how we don't even
see each other?

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Why don't you go out
on a nice walk today?

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- Where should I walk?
- Talk to you later.

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You have a good day.
[cell phone clicks]

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- I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.

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Toni, you're home?

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- What're you-- Candace.
- I was just going on a walk.

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That's Candace?

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Um, I've got something
to tell you.

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- Okay.
- I'm dying.

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[gasps]
She's--

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- Shawna, she's not--
- Oh, my God.

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I'm used to this.
She does-- Candace,

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- this is Shawna, and it--
- Cand-- Hi!

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Is that how you wanna
first meet my girlfriend?

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It feels like I'm dying
because I'm exhausted.

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Get up here.

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It's nice to meet you.

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It's really nice to meet you
finally.

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Welcome.
Welcome to Toni's life.

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- [sighs]
- Toni is complex and wonderful

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- and beautiful.
- Oh, I know.

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We have a lot of inside jokes.
Meek meek.

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- [laughs softly]
- Meek meek, Toni.

118
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Meek meek.

119
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That's what we call rice.

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So what do you feel like doing?

121
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We-- we have plans today.

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What do you--
What're your plans?

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- Just relaxing and just--
- Oh, I love it.

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- Let's just relax.
- You know, Candace,

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I just think you--
you need something to do.

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- You need a hobby or--
- I do.

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Can I-- can I jump in?
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

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- Mm-hmm.
- What if we set Candace up

129
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- with someone?
- [gasps]

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I can get people
all on my own.

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- I don't need to be set up.
- I know,

132
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- but my brother is single...
- [gasps]

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My brother, Adam,
and I could set you guys up.

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- You have a brother?
- Yeah, I just said that, yeah.

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So I if I started
hanging out with him...

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That's great,
and then you guys can go off

137
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- and--
- Toni, this is perfect.

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I mean, we could
spend time together.

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We can go on double dates.
We can--

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Yeah, you'll wanna
get to know Adam.

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- He's a tough nut to crack.
- Oh, I can crack any nut.

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Believe me.

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Once I crack that nut,
I smash it.

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I turn it into nut butter.
Do you know what I mean?

145
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I do.

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I'm strangely falling for him.

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You don't even--
you don't even know him.

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How funny that
we're attracted to them

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and that there's them and us.
Finally--

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- No, it's you--
- You and maybe Adam.

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Adam and I are in love.

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- Adam, get on top of me.
- Whoa.

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[laughs awkwardly]
That's my brother.

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Adam, are you
trying to kiss me?

155
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You're skipping ahead
a little bit

156
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because you might not
even like him.

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No, but I'm not
skipping ahead.

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- No, but you might--
- I think I should know Adam

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as a sexual being because
even though he's your brother...

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- I don't-- That's not-- He's--
- ...he's a sexual person.

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- [shudders]
- He humps like anybody else.

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i> </i>

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<i> what about men? </i>

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- I saw that, dude.
- Funny name.

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- Hey, man.
- Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Good.
I'm gonna have a coffee

168
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as black as possible, please.

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- Uh, Americano.
- Can I get a coffee, black,

170
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- and Americano?
- Want something to eat?

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Uh...
[chuckles]

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Uh, problem with,
uh, gingerbread men?

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What're you talking about?

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- "Gender-neutral."
- Oh, for crying out loud.

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We just thought
a cookie doesn't need a gender.

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It's sexism against men.

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- Come on.
- Right?

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- This is a castration.
- I-I think of gin--

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The "man" in "gingerbread man"
as more like mankind.

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That-- that's why
there were gingerbread houses

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- 'cause men build houses.
- I don't-- I don't think that--

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See, in this place,
there is no cookie

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for a little boy to look up to.
Okay?

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There-- there are baked goods
for little girls to look up to,

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but not boys.
I'll buy that.

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- Don't worry about it.
- Everything male now

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is, like, bad.
"Ooh, scary.

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It's male."
It's like, "No.

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Gingerbread men.
It's okay to have traditions

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in this country."
Just give us the cookie.

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Right?
Just give us a cookie.

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Did you-- did you want
the gingerbread cookie or not?

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Gingerbread<i> men.</i>

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Get your gingerbread<i> men</i> here.

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- Freshly baked.
- Gingerbread men.

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Male genitalia.

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<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

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- [screams]
- Ow.

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Ugh, look at me.
That sucked.

200
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I'm so sorry
you had to experience that.

201
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Unnecessarily hurtful.

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At least she didn't do that
"I'm gonna throw up" thing.

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You know, that sound?
[mimics gagging]

204
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Don't pretend to throw up.
Either do it or don't.

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It's so performative,
throwing up.

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We're not that disgusting.

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Wait.
Look over there.

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- Oh, my God.
- Squirrels.

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- Must be nice.
- I don't get it.

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Our faces are the same.
Our bodies are the same.

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Why do they get
preferential treatment?

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Their tails are stunning.
Their tails take my breath away.

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Yeah, but it's an
unreasonable standard of beauty.

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Look at my tail.
It's just--

215
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you know, it's smooth.

216
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Uh... it glistens.

217
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I think it looks great
under moonlight.

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People have told me that.

219
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But do people really
look at the tail?

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It's, like, on that back part
of our body.

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What's the difference?
Our faces are the same.

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One thing I gotta say, Fred.

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You're doing a lot,
the last few years or so,

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of, like, comparing yourself
to other animals.

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It's a bit of an obsession
with you.

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Yeah, I-- It's an obsession

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for me to make our lives better.

228
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But is it constructive?

229
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You know what someone
threw at me the other day?

230
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A dead rat
in a rat trap.

231
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I was thrown at a rat once.
I was alive,

232
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and I was thrown by a person
at a rat.

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We gotta do something
about this, don't you think?

234
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So, I-- Tell me
what I'm doing wrong.

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Well, first of all,
pick one food.

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Don't just eat anything.

237
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You know, it seems desperate.

238
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- But I am desperate.
- You know what it is?

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It's about managing
your inner monologue.

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00:08:21,715 --> 00:08:24,116
My inner monologue is like,
"Chip, chip, chip.

241
00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:26,051
Go, go, go-- Oh, peanut.
Jump."

242
00:08:26,153 --> 00:08:27,219
I try to keep it upbeat.

243
00:08:27,321 --> 00:08:28,620
See, my inner monologue,

244
00:08:28,722 --> 00:08:30,189
and I think this goes
for all rats,

245
00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:32,090
is just the F word on repeat.

246
00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:34,393
Oh, that's
a lot of self-loathing.

247
00:08:34,495 --> 00:08:36,595
Well, yeah, I mean,
you know, look at this tail.

248
00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:38,864
How did you do yours?
That's incredible.

249
00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:40,199
Thank you.
Thank you.

250
00:08:40,301 --> 00:08:42,134
So your upright
and then your tail is up.

251
00:08:42,236 --> 00:08:43,735
Everything is just--
you're mostly in the air.

252
00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:45,604
Everything's up.
Everything's perky.

253
00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:48,273
Everything's hello.
You're down.

254
00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:50,042
- You're sneaking around.
- Right.

255
00:08:50,144 --> 00:08:51,643
People look at you and they
think, "What is he up to?"

256
00:08:51,745 --> 00:08:52,978
But that's not
what I'm feeling.

257
00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,413
I know.
I know it's not fair.

258
00:08:54,515 --> 00:08:55,981
I-- That-- that's
how I fit through things.

259
00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,382
- I know you do.
- That's how I get underneath,

260
00:08:57,485 --> 00:08:59,218
- you know, in-- into tunnels.
- I know.

261
00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,586
- That's how I get into garbage.
- We have to do something

262
00:09:00,688 --> 00:09:02,621
- about that tail.
- Okay, whatever it takes.

263
00:09:02,723 --> 00:09:04,056
- Can I borrow yours?
- [both chuckle]

264
00:09:04,158 --> 00:09:05,657
- No, no.
- I know, I know, I know.

265
00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:06,892
No, no, don't touch it.

266
00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:10,229
Guys, check it out.

267
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:13,131
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, it's-- it's beautiful.

268
00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:14,900
You look like a, uh... what?

269
00:09:15,002 --> 00:09:16,568
Like an entrant
in a beauty contest.

270
00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,103
Wh-- Thank you very much.

271
00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:20,672
I feel beautiful.
Ooh, people are coming.

272
00:09:20,774 --> 00:09:22,241
I'm gonna get them
to give me an acorn.

273
00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:24,142
Okay, remember,
you're real cute.

274
00:09:24,245 --> 00:09:25,611
There goes that squirrel.

275
00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,312
I'm a squirrel.
Up, up, up.

276
00:09:27,414 --> 00:09:29,781
Good attitude, good attitude.
Here I go, and...

277
00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:32,751
Hi, uh, can I have some food,
please?

278
00:09:32,853 --> 00:09:34,987
Oh, wow, thank you very much.
[chuckles weakly]

279
00:09:35,089 --> 00:09:37,322
- It's a little peanut.
- Whoa, look at that.

280
00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:38,991
They're actually
giving him food.

281
00:09:39,093 --> 00:09:41,193
- They're charmed by him.
- Wha-- Sir, uh, sorry.

282
00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:43,495
Wh-- what's in your bag?
Is that a sandwich?

283
00:09:43,597 --> 00:09:45,097
G-- uh, give me.
Give me.

284
00:09:45,199 --> 00:09:46,698
G-g-give me that.
[grunts]

285
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,534
- Oh, boy.
- Got a little desperate

286
00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:49,935
- there at the end.
- You know what?

287
00:09:50,037 --> 00:09:51,703
That's just not good
for the rat PR.

288
00:09:51,805 --> 00:09:53,138
It did not go well.

289
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,040
Let's build you up
with words and thoughts

290
00:09:55,142 --> 00:09:57,109
and forget about
building the tail back up.

291
00:09:57,211 --> 00:09:58,844
- You know what I'm saying?
- You know there's a movement

292
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,279
to save sharks?

293
00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:01,880
- Oh, Fred.
- Just-- I'm-- I'm--

294
00:10:01,982 --> 00:10:03,782
I'll-- I'll-- I'll get off this
in a moment.

295
00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:05,784
They eat people.
That's all.

296
00:10:05,886 --> 00:10:08,053
They-- they<i> eat</i> people.

297
00:10:08,155 --> 00:10:09,454
I'm just gonna s--
We don't eat people, right?

298
00:10:09,557 --> 00:10:11,523
Is-- Or do we?
No?

299
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,191
Dead people.

300
00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:17,462
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

301
00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:20,032
<i> </i>

302
00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:21,533
There she is.
Great.

303
00:10:21,635 --> 00:10:23,635
Thank you.

304
00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:25,170
Hi, Candace.

305
00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:26,872
Where's Adam?
We wanted to get here late

306
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,041
so that you two would have
a chance to get acquainted.

307
00:10:29,143 --> 00:10:31,076
I suppose we kind of are

308
00:10:31,178 --> 00:10:32,644
having some time
to get acquainted.

309
00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:34,313
- Oh.
- I mean,

310
00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:35,914
you wanted to come late
and he's un--

311
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,349
- Oh, my God.
- What're you doing?

312
00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:39,184
Down, please.
I mean, I'm not finished yet.

313
00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:40,519
- I'm so sorry.
- God, Candace.

314
00:10:40,621 --> 00:10:42,487
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.

315
00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,523
[soft music playing]

316
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,725
Not yet.

317
00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:48,327
Here we go.
Here it is.

318
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:51,163
There.
Just...

319
00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:52,397
[sighs]

320
00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:54,866
I'm finished.
Thank you.

321
00:10:54,969 --> 00:10:56,068
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Adam.

322
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,336
- Hey, Adam.
- Shawna.

323
00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:58,604
So let's
get to know each other.

324
00:10:58,706 --> 00:10:59,938
Um, you've got hobbies.

325
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,173
I'm sure they're
very interesting.

326
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:02,674
I'm sure you grew up somewhere.

327
00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:04,543
- Well, I'm from Nevada City...
- Oh, okay.

328
00:11:04,645 --> 00:11:07,846
And I happen to be
a costume designer

329
00:11:07,948 --> 00:11:10,415
- for the local ballet.
- Oh, so you know how to sew.

330
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,784
- He made my prom dress.
- Oh, that's great.

331
00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:15,554
So, Adam, where is this going?
Are we with each other?

332
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:17,255
- You just met.
- I mean, are we--

333
00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:18,557
- What-- what do you wanna do?
- I know I'd definitely like

334
00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:21,026
to see you again.
Um...

335
00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:23,428
Beyond that, Can--
it's kind of in your court.

336
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,063
- I-I'm-- I'm open.
- Oh, it's in my court.

337
00:11:25,165 --> 00:11:26,531
- Yeah.
- And I detect

338
00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:28,200
a little bit of jealousy.

339
00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:30,602
Oh, Toni,
it's all over your face.

340
00:11:30,704 --> 00:11:31,803
What is-- what is this?

341
00:11:31,905 --> 00:11:33,405
Who ordered olives?

342
00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,307
I'll tell you a little story
about olives.

343
00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:37,209
Toni and I were traveling,
we went to Spain...

344
00:11:37,311 --> 00:11:38,710
- Really?
- San Sebasti?n...

345
00:11:38,812 --> 00:11:41,780
- Ooh, beautiful.
- And, on the flight back,

346
00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,949
I had some canned olives
with me,

347
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,118
Toni ate them,
and within half an hour,

348
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,320
took off her headphones,
into the bathroom.

349
00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:49,554
Headphones back on,

350
00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:51,623
headphones back off,
into the bathroom.

351
00:11:51,725 --> 00:11:53,592
I followed her in,
I look in the toilet,

352
00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,928
turns out she had this very
interesting case of diarrhea.

353
00:11:57,031 --> 00:11:58,263
It was as black as her hair.

354
00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:00,332
I remember saying,
"Where does your hair end

355
00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:02,567
- and the diarrhea start?"
- Why are we talking about this?

356
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,136
This is something
that, like, bonds us.

357
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:05,604
You're telling
a really embarrassing story

358
00:12:05,706 --> 00:12:07,105
about me in front of
my girlfriend.

359
00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,440
I'm sure you've seen
her diarrhea before.

360
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:09,641
- Have you not?
- She-- she hasn't.

361
00:12:09,743 --> 00:12:11,910
Oh, you have to see it.

362
00:12:12,012 --> 00:12:14,746
[indistinct chatter]

363
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:16,648
I have a question
I wanted to ask you.

364
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,116
Oh, my Lord.

365
00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:19,918
Would you like
to go away with me this weekend

366
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,420
to the Swaying Seagull Resort?

367
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:22,754
I would love to.

368
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,156
Toni, why would you
go to that?

369
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:25,791
She hates seagulls.
Seagull killed her sister.

370
00:12:25,893 --> 00:12:27,659
I know she doesn't have
a sister,

371
00:12:27,761 --> 00:12:30,762
and I know that you can't die
from a seagull killing you.

372
00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,197
You can't die from a seagull?

373
00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:34,266
In bird deaths, who do you
think's number one?

374
00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:36,001
- A bird-- crows.
- Seagulls, not crows.

375
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,537
- Owls.
- They-- owls are lifesavers.

376
00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:40,372
Candace, you're acting
totally ridiculous.

377
00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:42,007
- I am not acting ridiculous.
- I'm sorry.

378
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,175
I don't mean to lose my temper.
I just--

379
00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:44,443
Owls can scope out
a whole region

380
00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,645
and know where the re--
arable land is.

381
00:12:46,714 --> 00:12:48,647
- Where people can farm.
- Candace.

382
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,449
Yes, Toni?
What?

383
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,451
I understand that
this is uncomfortable for you.

384
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,019
I'm sorry--
I'm sorry I lost my temper.

385
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,054
I cannot wait to go.

386
00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,356
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be really fun.

387
00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:00,826
You're gonna love this place.
It's kind of junky and gross,

388
00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:02,828
but...
[kissing]

389
00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:05,063
Do you wanna go back
to my place or something?

390
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:06,364
I'd love that.

391
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,500
Adam, you said
you know how to sew, right?

392
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:09,901
Yeah, I do.

393
00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,304
I'd like to see
this sewing kit of yours.

394
00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,405
Okay.

395
00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:17,375
<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

396
00:13:17,478 --> 00:13:19,244
<i> </i>

397
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,113
<i>[soft dark music]</i>

398
00:13:21,181 --> 00:13:22,781
[slurping]

399
00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:26,670
<i>[mellow music]</i>

400
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,873
Hmm, bowl of ground beef
and bacon bits

401
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,176
and turkey meatballs and--
guess it's all protein, huh?

402
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:34,744
Yeah, which makes it
all good for us.

403
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,380
There's no carbohydrates,
no rice, no bread.

404
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,349
Might actually work
for losing weight.

405
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,351
They say, the-- the more
buttermilk dressing the better.

406
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,586
Is that allowed?

407
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:43,787
You-- you-- you can eat
all of that?

408
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,689
Peter, this is protein.

409
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,191
It's the lettuce
that's bad for you.

410
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:52,195
Nancy, you think we'll really
lose weight on this diet?

411
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:53,997
Well, I mean, it depends,
you know.

412
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,498
We have to stick with it.

413
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,168
It's easy to get back into
old habits.

414
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,569
Yeah, I guess you're right.

415
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:02,338
- All right, good night, hon.
- [sighs]

416
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,874
<i>[eerie music]</i>

417
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,376
[birds chirping]

418
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,379
[groaning, gurgling]

419
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:15,685
<i> </i>

420
00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:18,054
Good morning, Nance.

421
00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:20,623
Peter...

422
00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:22,025
you're so skinny.

423
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,360
You-- you-- you look like--
li-- like a stick.

424
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,530
I-I didn't know that the diet
would work that fast.

425
00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:29,098
We did it.
[chuckles]

426
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,266
- [bones rattle]
- Ow.

427
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,868
Oh, careful, Peter.

428
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,536
[groans]

429
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,405
[gasps]

430
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,674
Is that the sound you make
when you breath?

431
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,210
- I don't know.
- [bone pops]

432
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,145
I got you coffee,

433
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,914
but the-- the mug got very heavy.

434
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:47,717
It-- it's too far to reach.

435
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:50,320
Do-- do you think
we still have energy to g--

436
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,921
to go to the zoo today?

437
00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:54,591
Enjoy.

438
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,259
Oh...

439
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,761
Are-- are-- are-- are-- are
are the koalas out today?

440
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,097
- Uh, yes.
- Two tickets, please.

441
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,633
Oh, just go on through.
Don't worry about paying.

442
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,735
That's ve-- ve-- ve-- ve-- ver--

443
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,104
- ve-- ve-- very kind of you.
- Yes.

444
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,173
- Pu-- push.
- If you have enough weight

445
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,808
to make it happen.

446
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,410
- Is it locked?
- No, no.

447
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,279
I think I can just
squeeze through right here.

448
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:18,014
- All right.
- Oh, look at-- look at that.

449
00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,350
- Problem solved.
- It's unlocked.

450
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,952
- I'm tired.
- Le-- le-- let's find the koalas.

451
00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:25,188
What's a Siberian tiger?

452
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,857
- Where is it?
- No!

453
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,026
My son, he went into the cage!

454
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,628
[all gasp]

455
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,996
- [tiger roars]
- That's not good.

456
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,031
That tiger can
really hurt your son.

457
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,633
- We need help over here!
- What's he doing?

458
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,468
Wha-- wha-- wha-- how-- wh-- wh--
why did he go in?

459
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,970
- [indistinct shouting]
- Peter, you know what?

460
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,272
I can fit through the cage.

461
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:43,540
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

462
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,308
Oh, my God.
Are you crazy?

463
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,110
It's okay.
I've been on a diet.

464
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,112
Don't scare the tiger.

465
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,547
- Look how skinny I am.
- Na-- Na-- Nan,

466
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,049
- You can't do it alone.
- Charlie!

467
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,217
There's no belly fat.

468
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:55,885
- Charlie!
- [tiger growls]

469
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,120
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

470
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,122
Nance,
we're local celebrities.

471
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,058
Th-- th-- the paper called us
trim heroes.

472
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,561
Oh, look, the zoo send
a thank-you basket.

473
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,895
N-n-n-no way.

474
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,297
Should we eat the cookies?

475
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,299
<i> </i>

476
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,568
I think a little bit
of sugar's okay in a diet.

477
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,570
- Jus-- just a little bit.
- Yeah.

478
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,171
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

479
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:18,174
[groaning]

480
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:22,812
<i> </i>

481
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:25,348
<i>[soft music]</i>

482
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,916
Hey, I just took
one bite of the cookie

483
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:28,885
- and my-- my belly's back.
- I know.

484
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,520
We-- we gained
all the weight back.

485
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,654
You do look better.

486
00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:33,489
Uh, plu--plus
I like your cooking.

487
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,592
- Your spaghetti sandwiches...
- You're my noodle.

488
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,126
You're my-- you're my sauce.

489
00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:41,817
[both laugh]

490
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,686
- This is so exciting.
- It's gonna be so fun.

491
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:48,524
<i> </i>

492
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:49,625
<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

493
00:16:49,727 --> 00:16:50,659
<i>[seagull calls]</i>

494
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,496
Come on, slow poke.

495
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:54,864
<i> </i>

496
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,799
All right, here's your key.

497
00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,502
Thank you.
Do those guys work here?

498
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,971
Oh, yeah, they're new.
It's their first day.

499
00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:03,973
[chuckles]

500
00:17:04,075 --> 00:17:06,208
<i> </i>

501
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,911
I'm so glad we came
on this trip.

502
00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:11,647
Me too.
I think you're so perfect.

503
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,983
You're perfect.
This place is perfect.

504
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,684
This weather is perfect.

505
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,186
I mean, everything's
kind of perfect,

506
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,121
except...

507
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,725
- Hi, Candace.
- I'm not Candace.

508
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,027
Really?
Then, uh, who are you?

509
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:26,896
We don't have human names,
okay?

510
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:28,364
What's a non-human name?

511
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,999
- Makapa.
- Uh-huh.

512
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:32,401
Well, I sort of thought this was
a romantic getaway,

513
00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:34,336
not a bird sanctuary.

514
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,005
- Well, you thought wrong.
- You know, if you're a bird,

515
00:17:36,107 --> 00:17:37,339
why don't you fly away?

516
00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:38,707
Let's go up to that cloud.

517
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,247
Oh, fuck.

518
00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:47,783
Don't look at my butt.

519
00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:49,785
[sighs]

520
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,421
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

521
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:54,290
[sighs deeply]

522
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:55,958
She's in love with you.

523
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,127
I... Maybe.

524
00:17:58,229 --> 00:17:59,795
You should talk to her.

525
00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:01,630
Okay, I'll--
I'll be right back, though.

526
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,632
Okay, I'll wait here.

527
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,068
- Bye, Adam.
- Bye, Toni.

528
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,071
<i>[solemn music]</i>

529
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:16,111
<i> </i>

530
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,983
- Do you wanna talk?
- Not really.

531
00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:23,218
Okay, that's a first 'cause,
usually, you have a lot to say,

532
00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:25,287
and all of a sudden,
you're just, "Nope, nothing."

533
00:18:25,389 --> 00:18:26,789
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you wanna know

534
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:28,958
- why I like Shawna?
- Her tight, little butt?

535
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,226
No, Shawna listens to me,

536
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:34,063
- and she's kind.
- Great.

537
00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:38,000
Name one thing
that inspires love in you.

538
00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:41,470
A-- a person.

539
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:43,339
- Drawing a blank.
- Well, you know what?

540
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:45,374
You're a coward.

541
00:18:51,115 --> 00:18:54,617
<i>[somber music]</i>

542
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,118
<i>I've got a really funny joke.</i>

543
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,353
<i>This is a really,
really funny one.</i>

544
00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:58,587
This'll make you laugh.

545
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,090
- Toni's face.
- [laughter]

546
00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:03,292
Candace, on the other hand,
she is a sellout.

547
00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:04,860
I won't,
but I wanna hit you.

548
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,095
[glass shatters]

549
00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:08,330
- Candace.
- What?

550
00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,466
I understand that
this is uncomfortable for you.

551
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,469
[laughing inelegantly]

552
00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:16,705
<i> </i>

553
00:19:16,774 --> 00:19:18,707
<i>[sentimental music]</i>

554
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,843
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

555
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,311
We have so much
to look forward to

556
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,780
and if you burn this down,
we have nothing.

557
00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:27,016
<i> </i>

558
00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:29,852
<i>But you know something?</i>

559
00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:31,887
<i>We have each other.</i>

560
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,863
<i>[magical shimmering]</i>

561
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,533
I must have run
right past you.

562
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:45,734
I'm a really slow walker.

563
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,237
I was only 5 feet ahead of you.

564
00:19:48,339 --> 00:19:49,805
Toni...

565
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:52,841
I'm sorry that I sound
so hateful all the time.

566
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,577
I sound outraged because
I feel strongly about things.

567
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,912
You know that.

568
00:19:57,014 --> 00:19:58,414
And I feel strongly about

569
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:00,149
us being together,

570
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:02,317
and if you don't kiss me
right now,

571
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,686
I'm gonna pull out all my hair,

572
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,421
I'm gonna throw it
into the water,

573
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:07,556
and the fish are gonna eat it
and turn it into a big net

574
00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:09,191
and catch a bunch
of lobsters and crabs

575
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,726
and it's just gonna clog up
the whole river.

576
00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:12,594
- Is that what you want?
- No, I don't want that.

577
00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:15,164
- Well, then just kiss me.
- Okay, I'll-- I'll kiss you.

578
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:17,032
- Well, kiss me fast, okay?
- I'm gonna kiss you

579
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,233
- really fast.
- Get in there.

580
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:19,501
I'm gonna step so hard
in there.

581
00:20:19,603 --> 00:20:20,936
- Right now! Kiss me!
- Okay!

582
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,838
- I love you!
- I love you!

583
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,841
<i>[dramatic romantic music]</i>

584
00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:28,944
<i> </i>

585
00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:30,546
Is that how you always
imagined it?

586
00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:32,381
Not really.

587
00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:34,416
[bird squawks]

588
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,620
- Wow.
- Wow.

589
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,456
Maybe we should stay friends,
huh?

590
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:43,592
Yeah, you are
too sensitive for me, Candace.

591
00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:44,960
<i>[light music]</i>

592
00:20:45,062 --> 00:20:46,795
I think Shawna's
great for you.

593
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,397
You should stay with her.

594
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,599
I think Shawna is
great for me.

595
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,302
What at, um... you and Adam?

596
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:54,570
Who's Adam?

597
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,374
They sure have been gone
a long time.

598
00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:02,377
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

599
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:09,418
<i> </i>

600
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:28,424
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00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:33,024
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